Federica Giulietti und Agata Matteucci
Matteucci und Federica Giulietti
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The presentation of the beginning of the
story is by Ron,
in fact it's the only one without errors!!
Well, he helped us to say our excuse to the people we made blow out,
because we didn't know how we can do it in english!
except for the scenes with
which has been drawn by
Material used by
Number of photocopy sheets A4 Fabriano copy
(Would you buy a Modena's ham in Parma?)
Number of leads koo-i-noor; b
(Would you buy a Modena's ham in Germany?)
Material used by
Number of photocopy sheets unknown mark
(Would you buy a Modena's ham in Bologna?
...or would you be tempt from the mortadella (Bologna sausage)?)
plus all the scribbles which she made in her school books and copybooks
Number of pencils, which we don't know the
(Would you buy a packaged of ten hot dogs
if you'd know hot dog buns come in packages of eight?)
Number of school IPERSCRIBBLED tables
Note for the school caretakers:
"'twas not my fault!! They made me do that!! AAAH!!"
OUR VERSION OF ENGLISH IS THE CORRECT ONE
STARRING THE VOICE OF
as Otto Scratchansniff
as Hello Nurse
MAURICE LA MARCHE
as the Brain
When we'll make the cartoon of this story, this stuff of credits will be
Just wait, and wait, and wait...
Time thrown away by Agata Matteucci
every time who she gotta use for a school
Time thrown away byFederica Giulietti
from 4:20 pm to 8:45 pm
from 00:00 am to 2:55 am
from 12:16 pm to 2:45 pm (on the train
from 7:14 pm to 9:30 pm (on the train
from 00:22 am to 01:20 am
from 4:30 pm to 6:45 pm
from 00:45 to alle 2:15 am
from 6:10 pm to 7:50 pm
from 9:20 pm to 10:00 pm
from 12:30 pm to 2:45 pm (on the train
from 7:10 pm to 8:40 pm (on the train
from 12:22 pm to 12:50 pm (Uhhh! I put all
my care!!! On the train Fabriano-Roma)
from 7:30 pm at 10:40 pm (on the train
from 7:00 pm to 8:20 pm
Was it a good thing???
(Give me an answer!!!!!)
"On the train,
without the brain
let's get on my way!!!"
Dot, excuse me, but that's
not your name:
L.A.D.O.T. stands for "Los Angeles Department of Transportation"
How many times Federica
went to Agata's home, in Bologna
5 and many more!!!
How many times Agata
went to Federica's home, in Fabriano
(September 10th and 11th 1999)
number of email used to write this story
You gotta belive us!!!
Numbers of brain cells died to trying to find a decent title:
All (2 for everyone of us)
We're sorry: you've caught that!!
Go on to read, it's better!
Federica, you're starting to talking with yourself, did you realized?
Yap and also I'm writing my monologue in these credits!
WE'RE MAKING THE HISTORY!
That will leave a mark!
NOW EVERYBODY WILL KNOW IT:
IT'S 27 HOURS I DON'T SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13th 2001
Pinky, are you
pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain, but we'll never
persuade Wakko to give us his anvils collection...
Idea to blown up
then, if the involveds would like to insult
her, they can do it;
Agata would like to be insulted from them,
so write to her, too
If you'll find a Rob Paulsen e-mail
address, please, contain your entuxiasm when you'll write him...
School's average of Agata Matteucci: 5,9
Federica Giulietti's IQ
before the story
Agata Matteucci's IQ
before the story
Agata Matteucci's IQ
after the story
Federica Giulietti's IQ
after the story
Federica Giulietti's italian size of feets
(It's more than her IQ)
Agata and Federica DON'T smoke
Looks strange, we know...
The first combination
Try being a good boy, Wakko. Why can't you be one?
I'm not giving you a B-1! I'm giving you a B-10!
A beatin'? You should be ashamed!
REFERENCES FROM OTHER CARTOONS AND
In order of apparence
The black holes are the sames used in
"Who framed Roger Rabbit?"
In the wall paper on the wall of the
the image of the wanted is the self-portrait of Tex Avery
The Warner's laughing, when they fall down
from the tree
is the same they use in the italian version of
The scene of Yakko who's saying
is inspirated from the one of "Cookies for Einstein"
In the scene when there's Yakko detective,
he dresses like Basil
Wakko like Topson
e Dot like Olivia
The scene of Aggie who spits a frog
is inspired to "Phranken-Runt"
The neon sign "Eat at Joe's"
it's a nuisance in the Tex Avery's cartoons
"WHOA! EXTRA CRISPY"
is of Beetlejuice in the cartoon
"Dragster of Doom"
In the scene with Federica's revenge
herself on Yakko,
in the background there's a tree and the notice says
"Don't step on the mome raths"
"Alice in the Wonderland"
The expression Aggie makes when Dot accuses
them to steel her reputation of
cutest in the studios, is inspirated to a scene from "Piano Rag" when the
Warners give the candies to Tympanini
When Federica and Aggie slap themselves
it remains a print of five fingers instead four
Did you notice this???
In the scene where Wakko plays the bongos,
a both unlucky guys, who have a incredible shock
at the view of two new Warners, are Ron and Linda
Linda, in her baby sling, keeps Valentina
Agata says, is Homer Simpson's
(if you didn't get it...)
is Otto's favorite phisychiatric cure, used in "De-zanitized" and in
"Lookit, a fuzzy heads!"
The sedative for elephant, is the ones the
Warners didn't use
in "Windsor hassle"
Perry Coma came directly from
When Aggie gets back her petticoat,
Yakko use the same expression to say "Hello Nurse"
which Dot uses in
the italian version of "Dough dough boys"
The scene where Federica dresses up the
is spitting copied from "Mobster mash"
The line of Federica, when they're get
is referred to "Space-probed"
In the Otto Scratchansniff's waiting room
there're, from left to right:
Enrico, Z, the ant, Fiordistella, Rebekah
The word "Wake
up!" which Aggie says to Otto is the same
Charly says to Itchy in the italian version of
"Charly, all dogs go to heaven"
The scene where Federica says:
"LOOK! It's Jess Harnell!!!"
And Aggie answers:
is inpired to "Temporary insane"
The reaction which Federica and Aggie have,
as they hear that the show haven't been cancelled,
is the one that Tymon has, when Simba meets Nala
The zany reaction which Aggie and Federica
is higly inspired to Dee Dee from
The lines of Yakko and Wakko
Y: "What am I doing, here?"
W: "I can't feel my legs..."
"Meet John Brain" (Pinky)
"Moon over Minerva" (Wilford B. Wolf)
Few minuts and you can go...
Did you belive to that????
Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupč le fromage, we abstainia
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The word is the gol for Pinky and the Brain-ia
Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia
ROB, JESS, TRESS!
I need somebody called Maria!!!
I think we all have a
Yakko, Wakko and Dot's homeworks which
Federica and Aggie done, were totally wrong
so the Warner brothers (and the Warner sister) got a long punishement,
Yakko got the worstest, 'cause he'd gotta conjugate with Miss Flamiel
Fiordistella has continued, in every place,
to look for
someone give her the answer about the seven dwarfs names,
she needs just a name to complete the sequence,
but nobody knew it,
at last she found a genial solution of her problem:
she went to the Disney's studios and killed that dwarf
"Nobody'll care of this..."
it seems she said...
Now, Fiordistella, has a new question
which torments her:
find the sequel of the Pippo's song...
"E Pippo, Pippo non lo sa
che quando passa ride tutta la cittą..."
Please, don't let her kill him, too...
Rebekah din't find a resolution of her
psycologic problems, in fact she hadn't.
She was in the Otto's studios for her crow, who excellently surpassed his problems
Ron and Linda still didn't collect
from the shock of see, in the studios, two new Warners.
All the Otto's therepies gaven't any results:
maybe they'll get married...
Antz came back to his old psychiatry
"...this one can't understand the little shades on my mind..." he said...
and who can do it?!?!
I dunno because I've put Enrico in the
Otto's waiting room,
probabilly he needs a psychiatry cure, too...
Otto Scratchansniff wrote a best sellers
about the remote probability of the Warner will be the species will rules in the world;
the story got an incredible success,
probabilly they'll make a movie on it
Now, Otto is taking a little rest
Aggie and Wakko got three children:
Yakopo, Wakko Walker and Dorotea
Federica and Yakko got a son, too
(If you want call so...):
(Eh, even the bestest could be wrong...)
The writers of this story are not in a
they're, now, to the Hawaii for a loooong holiday
This proves they're not so crazy, after all...
Wanna see me makes bubbles with my spit?
Nope ...and you wanna see me makes bubbles with my snot?
Eww... She can be more disgusting than me...
And now here's the end....
Yeah, we know...
we're a couple of liers...
About the title:
Federica: "Concise and funny, concentrate and a little philosophical,
put in it a bit of cinycism, too!!! AH! AH! AH! Kiddin'!!!"
Agata: "Yeee, I could put in it a play on words you can be understand in italian and
Why not? A Freud's quotation????
Thanks heaven if I'll find a phrase with a logic morphologic structure... let me
In the scene where Aggie says:
"Oh yes! Didn't your show has be deleted?
They trew you away! Cancel!! Go away!!!"
Federica: "You're so cruel!!!!
In this way, you'll kill them!!!! ...I like it..."
Agata: "Argh, what a ashamed!! What is this
English troubles writing the story!!
Agata: "Yakko goes near them and put one the hands on the shoulders..."
Federica: "But, what that means???"
Federica(in a low voice): "Ih, I like him!!"
Look, in the follow scene I'll ruin you!!!!"
Agata: "Gee, you're SO vendictive!
You made a mess with garters and petticoats!!
I though you could be delighted!! You're a big TIMID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(yes! I'm fool!)"
Writing here and there...
Federica: "mekko (AH! AH! AH!) I would saied "mezzo"!!!" (half)
Federica: "...it's 1:54 and my eyes're
even cracker than when Wakko
gave me back the garter!!!!
AH! AH! AH!"
Aggie Little Matt:
CAN YOU MAKE A CROSSES EYES?!? AH! AH!"
Sailors: "Oh my God...
Captain, what do you want to do tonight?"
Aggie Little Matt: "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, SAILOR:
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"
Sailor: "There's not a time this screw gets the idea to command the crew"
Federica: "Anyway, I've got a HUGE
surpraise for you!"
Agata: "You do? Oh, boy!! :)))"
Federica: "JUST KIDDIIIIIIIIIIIIING
You are a dummy!!!"
Federica: "JUST KIDDING AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
You DO are a dummy!!!"
Agata: "You must STOP playing with my coronary in such a sadistic way!!"
About the scene
"It's bedtime for kids..."
Federica: "AH! AH! AH! Did you know, you're a beautiful sense of perversion???????
Agata: "Thanks... after all, we're a YWD apprentices, aren't we? We have a bit (bit!?)of perversion in our blood"
Agata: "Do you know? When I'd read the
scene which we kiss YW :))))))
I blushed and I had a smile from a hear to other!!
Ah aha ah!! I bet I had a randy face!!
In the scene which Tress escape scared
Federica: "MY NOSE'S SNOTTY!!!!"
Aggie Little Matt:
Look this great episode!
There's Wakko's making a scary burp!!!!"
Out of scene
In the scene with Aggie and Federica hugges themselves
Agata: "Yes, but let's be quick (to the next scene!!)"
Federica looks if she has got foods bits between her teeth
In the scene where Yakko takes the garter
Agata: "He's a perverted..."
Federica: "But he's so hot!!!"
A: "But didn't you say as soon as you'd get to see them you
jumped them?" (argh!!)
Aggie elbows Federica with strenght, who recovers consciousness (??????)
"Tress scapp to destr..."
"Federica and Hello Nurse stare at the camera
F: "Goodnight everybody!"
Hello Nurse EXITS TO THE FIELD???"
Federica: "Yeah, then she goes in the truck farm!!!!"
Agata: "Ah AH AH!!! You're so funny with those lines!!!!! :)"
Drawing the scene of the kiss...
Federica: "I've a scary pervers glance!
I suppose the people around me is coming to be afraid..."
Federica to Agata: "Prepare
yourself, 'cause you'll collapse!!!!!"
Federica: "AH! AH! AH! It's better than "Gone with the
At the cinema...
Luca: "Massimiliano Alto is quite good"
Agata and Federica (chorus): "HE'S THE VOICE ACTORS OF YAKKO!!!"
Luca (scared): "Ah... Then, I shut up!!!"
"Uh!! Dad's shouting me to leave!!"
"A-AH!!!! I DISCOVERED YOUR PERVERSIONS WITH YAKKO!!!"
(Try to think what color Federica's face got, then upgrade its saturation of 60%,
"...but... I have a question.
I don't know many things about biology...
How you could have childrens with Wakko?!?
And three!!! ("Animaniacs - The Next Generation"???)
Agata: "AH! AH! Oh my God, what ashamed!!!!"
In the scene of the "Yah-ha!!!"
Federica: "How much are we crazy?!?!"
BUT YOU'RE TOTALLY NUTS!!
sorry my shouts, but you girls're very fantastic!
How did you do to consumed your intellectual's resources so quickly?
It's simply won-der-fool!!"
Agata: "It'll be wonderful, won't it????
I'm soo excited!!!!!"
Agata: "Look: if you want make a Wakko's tongue to left you use a capital or
a small p, but if you want put it to other side use the b!!! >(I=ob iiiiih,
it's sooo cute!!!!!"
Agata: "...in the bus I though to our story and I was
laughing to myself; the old women were looked me in strange way!
Well, I became a leggend in the morning's commutings of Bologna..."
Federica: "Listen, on the Rob's cap, could be cute to put the mark of his hockey
team, instead NY, isn't it??? ;)))"
Agata: "Ah. Alright. But, what's the symbol (now she will kill me)?"
Federica: "AH! AH! AH! Wonderful!! We'll make them die with envy!!!! =E)"
Agata: "Yep, if I think about that, I would laugh like Beetlejuice does at the begin
of his theme!!"
"What is it? Male or female?"
Mirco: "Who is he? Lucio Dalla?!?"
"Is he drug addict?"
Massimiliano staring at the rest of the cast...
"Ah! So they are ALL drug addict!"
"Do you know what I'm thinking?
This story could make cry the FOX censons!!"
Talking about this and that...
Agata: "Stella wrote me!! And she sent an attachament with a name's list file!!
I choose the name probabilly I'll give to my third kid (poor thing): Wacher!!"
Federica: "AH! AH! AH! AH! I can't belive it!!!!
Why won't you call him, immediamently. Wakko??? ;))))"
Agata: "Yep, by now... his social life is destroyed, wathever name I'll give him! :))
Aggie Little Matt: "HELLOOOOOOO BIG
I'll invest it to Warner Brothers and I'll be rich!!!
Ah! Ah! Hasta la vista!!!"
Federica: "Fade out, please...."
Why are you dressed
Tonight, the part of the brain-eating vampire zombies
will be played by
--drum roll, please--
Yakko and Wakko!!!
No!!! You're both
Please! We're vampires, not lawyers!!
Time we TWO both, threw
to find a decent title
from Jenuary 16th 1999
to February 23th 1999
the Animaniacs movie, here's the Animaniacs kolossal!!!"
the story goes on...."
show must go on..."
talk about Warners
(You know what? You made us angry)"
out: the Warners are back!!"
un W@rner per te
(You've got a W@rner)"
Hey, don't you have anything to do, but
reading those stupid credits??
Get a girlfriend!!
Do it also if you're girls!!!
We won't care...
All right! If you insist...
People who died trying to make sane the writers:
Uh?!?! We could made better, couldn't we?
First person died of a cough fit
caused for long laughing, reading those credits
(I'm still here! you'll never kill me!)
Thanks to the hospital attendants who spended a very lot of energy
to try to make sane us: Helloooo Nurses!!
"Do you think
"YES!! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"I can't work under these conditions.
If you need me, I'll be in my trailer..."
Did you brush your teeth after the dinner?
and your ears?
Remember: a clean ear is a happy ear!
oh... I thought they
were supposed to land on their feet...
6 very good motives to make the download of
1)You're reading the credits of it, then
you already download it...
2) We put a very care making it
3)We wanna be your recurrent nightmare
4) We have pleasure to think you'll get
jealous every time you'll read "Vivi Forever", cause we met YWD
5) We want you throw away your time
6) We like to think we'll be famouse in the
(Agata! That's a good reasion for us!! -Fed-)
7) While you'll get busy to download
all the story, we'll put a plan into pratice,
which make us able to take over the world
8) Maybe we'll get famouse and rich and we
will pay for
these math lessons we missed!
(The reasion are 8, not 6!)
We're just a couple, but we did
the credits longer of
"The lost world"
...in our case
"The lost brain"
okkaY... the credits are almost done...
we hope you were so smart
to disconnect from internet to read them...
James: Yes I am jelous you met the Warners, and no
I wasn't smart enough to
disconnect to read the credits
We're new Animaniacs!
Be afraid because we're back!
We're zany to the max
and we've changed our aspects!
The rain in Spain-y!!!
Monitor's in flame-y!!!
Those are the facts!!!
Ehy! What's a
I dunno, but I never met a phor, I didn't like...
Last revised: January 13th 2001 by