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"The juice of Warners"

 

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Soon hygiene tools come around Beetlejuice and aereosol spray bombs fill the air soo thick that it's impossible to see. Soon locks of hair fall from the clouds
BJ: "OOOOOH  NOOOOOO!!!!!!"


 

 

 

 

Yakko goes to the window
Y: "Hey, Doooomieee!!! We have a surprise for you!!!"
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Doomie rushes to the window, he looks right, then left and then finally center


 

 

 

D: "GRRRRRRR!!!!"
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You can hear Doomie's groans
ZOOM IN on Beetlejuice


 

 

 

 

 

 

BJ: "No! Doomie!!! It's ME! Beetlejuice!!! Your master! Friend! Maker!!! Doomie!!! NOOOOO!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Beetlejuice runs away to the right


 

 

 

Doomie exits to the right
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W: "Oh no!! BJ!!!"
Wakko runs to the right also, but Yakko grabs his ears
Y: "Oh no, dear bro!!"


 

 

 

 

D: "Special treatment for him, too?"
Y: "You bet!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dot grabs a bathtub from left and Yakko put Wakko in it
W: "AAAAHHHHH!!!"
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Wakko pops up from the suds


 

 

 

 

 

D: "Bubble bath with peaches and mimosa..."
W: "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"


 

 

 

Y: "...and shampoo and balsam with fragrant herbs!!"
You can hear Wakko's complaining
W: "WARGH!!!"
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L: "I can't look!"
YD: "Ta-da!!!"
Lydia looks and turns back


 

 

 

 

Soon the water becomes very dirty...
W: "I am...."

W: "Clean...."


 

W: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Wakko dips back into the water slowly

DISSOLVE TO BLACK

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DISSOLVE IN
L: "Ah, 'twas a pleasure to meet you. To bad we didn't have much time to get to know each other better"
Y: "Maybe some other time we can get to know each other again!"
D: "...but how can we find another writer who is so nut to write another story like this one?"

Y: "Well... so, see ya!!!"
Yakko and Dot look at each other and then look at Lydia again
DY: "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!"
Dot, Yakko and Wakko desappear


 

Beetlejuice enters from the right, he's breathing heavily
L: "Oh, Beetlejuice! Yakko, Wakko and Dot just left. They say for me to say hello!"
Beetlejuice faints and falls over unconscious


 

Lydia picks up the oxygen thank
L: "Fortunetly they left the oxygen!!!"
Lydia exits down to go to Beetlejuice

DISSOLVE BLACK

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DISSOLVE IN

Wakko's waking up
W: "Yawn! Boy, what a nap! Hey, what are ya doing?"


 

 

 

 

 

Y: "We're going to play Scrabble, don't you remember??"
W: "Oh, yeah! That's right! I was probabilly too sleepy to remember! I'll assign the letters!!"


 

 

 

W: "Hey, where are all the J's?"
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D: "I wonder why?"


 

 

 

 

 

W: "Oh, all right! Besides I'm tired. What do you say we go to sleep?"
Y: "Anything you say, Wakko!"
W: "See you in the beedroom!!"
Wakko exits to the left
TRANSITION


Wakko enters from the left
Y: "Where were you, Wakko?"
W: "I was outside, looking at the stars! I felt I had to leave for a bit, it's almost a weird fact, for me, to sleep all day!!"
Dot looks at Yakko artfully as Wakko enters the bed
W: "Yawn! It's strange: I'm more tired now then when I run and play all day
Yakko, crawls into bed
W: "Maybe I lack some vitamins!!"
Y: "Think about this tomorrow at breakfast, but not now. Now it's time to beddy-byes!!"
Yakko turns off the light
 

 

 

 

 

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Bit of silence
D: "Goodnight Wakko, goodnight Yakko!"
W: "Goodnight Yakko, goodnight Dot!"
Y: "Goodnight Dot, goodnight Wakko!"

 

W: "Goodnight BJ!!!"


 

 

Dot's and Yakko's eyes bulge out!!
The final song in the movie Beetlejuiceis playing ("Jumping in the line (Shake, shake senora)")
Dot and Yakko move their eyes slowly to the left


 

 

 

CAMERA TRACKS TO THE LEFT and stops on Wakklejuice
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Music rives from the watertower
DY: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

 


 

 

THE CAMERA GOES AROUND THE WATERTOWER
BJ: "HA! HA! HA!!
IT'S SLUMBERTIME!!!!!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA!!!!"

THE FINAL HOLE CLOSES, in the background the music can still be heard, then it suddenly stops

 

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"The juice of Warners" ©1998 Federica Giulietti.
Yakklejuice, Wakklejuice and Cuteljuice created by Federica Giulietti

Animaniacs™, Pinky and the Brain ™  and Tiny Toons™ are ©Warner Bros. or Amblin Entertainment
Beetlejuice ©The Geffen Film Company, in assotiation with Tim Burton Inc.

This fanfic is a no-profit product and not intended to infringe the above copyrights or dilute the characters.
The stories and the drawings in those pages are just fanart works.